Max: "Only Silas and Titus like WWII"
Me: "So why don't you like it?"
Max: "Because it gives terrible nightmares."
Jack: "Hey, Awyssa do you know who was the first person who was turned unto a statue?"
Me: "Ah....no, who was it?"
Jack: (very seriously) "It was Abraham Lincoln"
Jack to his brother Max: "When you play with me you can't have grumpy eyebrows.
You have to have wiggly eyebrows."