A friend posted this on facebook yesterday. I was trying to read it aloud to Mom and was laughing so hard I had tears running down my face! =D
"The American Kennel club has decided to recognize these new breeds of dogs that are the result of cross breeding."
Collie + Lhaso Apso:
Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport.
Spitz + Chow Chow:
Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up alot.
Bloodhound + Borzoi:
Bloody Bore, a dog that's not much fun.
Pointer + Setter:
Pointsetter, a traditional Christmas pet.
Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier:
Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries.
Pekingese + Lhaso Apso:
Peekasso, an abstract dog.
Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever:
Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists.
Newfoundland + Basset Hound:
Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisers.
Terrier + Bulldog:
Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes.
Bloodhound + Labrador:
Blabrador, a dog that barks incessantly.
Malamute + Pointer:
Moot Point, owned by... oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway.
Collie + Malamute:
Commute, a dog that travels to work.
Deerhound + Terrier:
Derriere, a dog that's true to the end.